Absolutely Safe House for People Playground

This is a completely safe house that can be safely inhabited by sleepers in online games or by neighbors who are doing repairs in the middle of the night. The house is so safe that not a single resident or inspector has left a bad review... as well as good ones. There are NO traps in a safe home, including:

• NO viral traps based on dangerous poisons
• NO shotguns above every door.
• NO retractable insanely sharp knives.
• NO piles of explosives under every brick.

Oh, and it's all NOT hidden from your eyes and NOT activated by invisible sensors.