THE EV3RYTHING REV8LVER [Barely Dysfunctional] for Teardown

Have YOU ever had this problem?
Is your trusty .38 simply not capable of blasting sick tunes? Does your ol' reliable simply not blast enough acid for your liking? Are you annoyed by the traditional revolver's inability to teleport you around the place?

Well, all of this is no more!
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- 38 Unique Bullet Types with custom effects!
- A highly detailed gun model with custom animations!
- Over 90 custom-made sounds to really juice-up your shooting experience!

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